Monday, December 10, 2007

I FOUND ALL OF THE SHORTIES IN NYC!!!

HEY !! I KNOW ITS BEEN A WHILE! I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON A SHOOT FOR SWOON MAGAZINE, PARTYING, NETWORKING, TRYING TO SPEND TIME WITH MY DOTS!

THIS PAST SATURDAY I HAD THE PLEASURE OF ATTENDING A BIRTHDAY BASH AT SECRET'S LOUNGE. HMMM, SECRET'S?! THE NAME IS PERFECT. LOCATED IN MY NIGHTLIFE STOMPING GROUNDS, W.29TH AND 10TH, THIS PLACE HOLD THE KEY TO WHAT MY SINGLE GIRLS HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR.....ALL OF THE FLY, SUPER CUTE, "GOT SOMETHING GOING FOR THEMSELVES BROTHA'S"!

BUT WAIT!!! THERE IS A CATCH! THESE DUDES ARE NOT CHECKING FOR YOU MA! THEY ARE CHECKING FOR YOUR HOMEBOY!!

SECRET'S HOUSES A POPPIN' BLACK/LATIN NIGHT ON SATURDAYS FOR DUDES. NYC'S MOST GORGEOUS PIECES OF MAN SPECIMEN'S WERE OUT IN FULL EFFECT! THESE DUDES WERE JUST DROP DEAD FINE! THE BARTENDER'S WERE TOPLESS, OILED UP, AND BUFF!!! WHAT A SIGHT. I MET SOME GREAT GUYS, ONE'S WHO COULD APPRECIATE ALL THAT IS SEQUIN, BEYONCE, BRITTNEY, LIQUID DANCE MOVES, SHOTS OF PATRON, THOSE LOVELY WELL ENDOWED DANCERS, GLAMOUR SHOTS, LIP GLOSS, A GOOD PAIR OF HEELS, AND A GOOD LOOKING ASS!

THE ADMISSION WAS A MARVELOUS 5 BUCKS, COAT CHECK 2, AND FOR ALL OF THAT, I GOT MY BOLERO STOLEN, BURNED ALL THE CALORIES FROM THE ALCOHOL, FRIZZED UP MY HAIR, GOT MY ASS GRABBED BY A POSER WHO HAS YET TO FIND HIMSELF(HE CLAIMED HE WAS STRAIGHT...DEF NOT BOO), LOTS OF "FABULOUS, HONEY, SWEETIE, GIRL, I LOVE..." ALL OF THE PHRASES I LOVE TO USE..LOL! AND I WALKED AWAY WITH SOME NEW POTENTIAL FOR SHOPPING BUDDIES! THIS NIGHT WAS PRICELESS!

I CAN'T WAIT TO HIT UP THIS SPOT AGAIN. I FIND IT SO ODD THAT WE CAN PARTY WITH THE DUDES THAT "LIVE THE LIFE" AND THEY CAN APPRECIATE US, BUT I CAN'T GO TO A STRAIGHT CLUB GET LOVE!!! OH WELL HONEY!!!! SNAP FOR THE KIDS!!!!!!

PS: I WISH I COULD SHOW YOU THE IMAGES THAT FLASH THROUGH MY MIND WHEN I HEAR "GET ME BODIED". THE MOVES WERE AMAZING!!!!!

I'M OUTTI !

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