WE ACTUALLY HAD FUN!

So myself and ClassicDot attended Funk Master Flex Birthday Party @ China Club in NYC. Usually we don't do the CC, but Swizz Beats was performing. Of course the line was crazy, filled with a million chicks. (Sidebar: I hate going to clubs because there are always a million chicks, about 80% of them come out of the house looking crazy...Shameless plug- Holla @ me, I do personal shopping as well....and the dudes are wack as hell) The cover was nada for us of course, but they were charging people crazy prices...oh well.

Check out this crazy convo with the bartender:

SequinDot: 2 shots of Patron please

Bartender: We don't serve shots of Patron

SequinDot& ClassicDot: WHAT?!

Bartender: Only bottles of Patron

SequinDot: How much is a bottle?

Bartender: 350

SequinDot: You know how many bottles, no cases of Patron I can get for that?!

ClassicDot: Laughing

Flex was showing his age because the old school set was long as hell. Cassidy is still cute...he has a little chunk in his cheeks...aww. OMG wait!!! There was this dude in VIP with a big ugly chain that said JESUS33...it was horrible. No, his watch with 3 big, gawdy circles of diamonds...yeah that was the worst!

Angie Martinez is so cute. She looks like she's the chill homegirl that everyone says she is. (Sidebar: hmmm, maybe I should call HOT 97 a million times a day trying to get her as a client)

Oh shoot wait. There was this dude at the bar with a button up and sweater vest on. But that wasn't the worst, he was taking pics of flex and the crowd like he's never been to a club before. And of course, he claims he's from brooklyn when I ask. I tell him I am too, he gives me a high 5...brooklyn in the house! WOW....BK continues to let me down.

Swizz performance was crazy. We were offered a spot on stage but opted to watch the show from a far in VIP. Much better than being on hot, stinky, smelly stage. MTV is tapping...ok where is the crew? Anybody I can give my card to? Im a little twisted anyway, not a good first impression. Drag-on?! Where did he come from? Haven't seen him in years. Cassidy performs...my 2 step would have been way better if I actually had the Patron!

Overall, pretty okay night.
Outfit: You already know! Check!
Patron: half a check( had 2 shots on the way to the club)
Dudes: Yeah right!
Bar: Can't complain much, they still had other alcohol for sale!
Music: I got to dance..so that's good enough for me

The NYC club scene is pretty dead to us now, but it felt good to get one in last night!