Thursday, August 9, 2007

THIS IS WHY SOMEONE NEEDS TO HIRE ME!

THE POLKA DOTS ARE NOT HERE TO REALLY HATE ON PEOPLE, BUT WHEN I SEE SOMETHING DISTURBING(ESPECIALLY FASHION WISE), I WILL SPEAK ON IT! I RECEIVED SOME PICS OF SINGER MYA PERFORMING DURING HALF TIME @ AN WNBA MYSTICS GAME. NOW, MYA IS CUTE, BUT HER STYLIST DID HER SOOO DIRTY! THE CUT OFF WIFE BEATER TUBE TOP?! THE DENIM POOM POOM SHORTS WITH THE METALLIC TIGHTS UNDERNEATH?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CALL THAT PURPLE THING! JUST ALL WRONG! YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO SEE THE PICS OF THE BACKGROUND DANCERS. ATTN: MYA'S STYLIST

-THESE ITEMS, WELL NO, JUST THE 54.11'S AND SILVER TIGHTS ARE OK, SEPARATELY!

-THE SHORTS ARE TOO TIGHT, WHICH ARE CREATING THE ILLUSION THAT MYA IS THICKER THAN WHAT SHE PROBABLY IS. THEY ARE NOT FLATTERING TO HER THIGHS.

-THE TOPS...JUST HAVE TO GO!

-MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE DONE JUST THE TIGHTS WITH THE KICKS AND A DIFFERENT SHIRT....MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE DONE A DIFFERENT COLOR SCHEME, LIKE BLACK TIGHTS AND THEN ADD THE PURPLE & PINK

HEY MAYBE THE BUDGET WAS A FEW HUNDREDS BUCKS. NOT TRYING TO DOWN YOUR VISION COMPLETELY, JUST TELLING YOU WHAT THE TRAINED, NO EVERY EYE SEES.

P.S... DO YOU NEED AN ASSISTANT...I'M DOPE!!!! plus I need some work

HOLLA @ SEQUINdot!

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