Tuesday, August 7, 2007

My Life Is a Movie!

Ok so I feel like I have a starring role in a movie called attack of the corny dudes. Let's just say my dating life has been absolutely comical the last 6 months. The latest scene in this movie stars a co-worker of mine. I knew he wanted 2 holla at me the 1st time I saw him. But I work 4 a big company & it took this dude like 6 months 2 get enough balls 2 send me a email.

So we talked 4 a while, sent emails, pics, u know all that corny stuff. So we finally went out & well after about 6 shots of patron (the best drink of all time by the way) 1 thing lead 2 another & ummm somehow our clothes came off. I was wondering how in the world it was gonna fit....he was umm very plump let's just say. So I thought that night was going 2 b the start of a beautiful friendship.

So the next week I decided 2 let him come chill with me at my house. Well, he must have a twin because the dude that I went out with the week b4 was cool as hell, funny & umm... entertaining. But the dude who came 2 my house was corny, goofy, silly and shy (until the 2 bottles of patron kicked in). Homeboy needs 2 learn his limit because I don't know who told him it's cool 2 do michael jackson moves in my living room & sing songs he just made up. Needless 2 say, after his 1 man show he put on I avoided him like I owed him money.

But now he is obsessed with getting me in between the sheets again. I mean the man has said & done everything except drop down on his hands & knees & beg. (which I think is coming any minute now). I came right out & told him I don't wanna chill with him again. I lied & said I have a man. I've been nice about it. I've been cold as hell. But nothing is working! Do u know this dude had the nerve 2 bribe me with 2, yes 2, bottles of patron?? He knows that's my weakness. (I almost feel 4 it too...but is patron really worth me havin 2 put up with his horrific corny-ness? Hell no!)

That's the story of my life right now. Meet a dude. Get 2 like him. End up letting him get a little too close. Then he gives me a michael jackson strip tease. Where do I keep going wrong??!!

So anyway, just had 2 share that with u all. Know any cute dudes who hate michael jackson....tell him 2 holla at your girl classic.

Really wanted those bottles of patron though....oh well

- ClassicDOT

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